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bad timeing

August 4, 2010, 5:21 am

ok so this guy gets pulled over and the cop sees that he has his seat belt on and says "you have just one $10000 in a safety competition what are you going to do with you money" and the man replies "well i guess i will go to driving school and get my drivers license" and then the wife says "sorry officer he can be a smart-ass when hes drunk" and this woke up the guy in the backseat who says "oh see i told you we wouldn't get far in this stolen car" and then the guy in the trunk yells "are we across the boarder yet"


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