All Politicians
July 29, 2010, 2:17 am
A man is sitting on a bench in the park reading a newspaper. Suddenly he throws the paper onto the ground and yells, “All politicians are *ssholes.”
A man sitting next to him in a finely pressed suit says, “I take offense to that!”
The pissed-off guy asks him, “Why? Are you a politician?”
“No," he replies, "I'm an *sshole.”