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First Lady

March 2, 2010, 5:09 pm

Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill every day at 5 AM?

To make sure she's the...

Blonde State of Mind

March 2, 2010, 5:01 pm

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals.

She proudly said,...

Add It Up: Relationship Guide

March 2, 2010, 4:53 pm

    For all you guys out there
who just can't figure it out, here it is: In the...

Yo Mama's So Fat... Disease

March 2, 2010, 4:45 pm

Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18...

Genital Mutilation is Funny

March 2, 2010, 4:37 pm

Hey, did ya hear about the John Bobbitt doorbell?

It has a ding but no dong!

Waterskiing with Blondie

March 2, 2010, 4:29 pm

Did you hear about the blonde who got a pair of waterskis?

She's still looking...

You Might Be A Redneck If...Bowling

March 2, 2010, 4:21 pm

You might be a redneck if you think a woman who is 'out of your league' bowls on a different night!

Clinton's First

March 2, 2010, 4:13 pm

President Clinton opened doors for future presidents. Now not only will there be a First Lady and...

Yo mama's... Roller Coaster

March 2, 2010, 4:05 pm

Your mama's like a roller coaster...she has her ups, she has her downs and 20 people or more can...

Yo mama so dirty...

March 2, 2010, 3:57 pm

Yo mama so dirty, she made Right Guard go left.

Toothpaste Inventor

March 2, 2010, 3:49 pm

Did you know that someone from West Virginia invented toothpaste?

If anyone else...

Vibrators and Soybeans

March 2, 2010, 3:41 pm

What do vibrators and soybeans have in common? They are both great substitutes!

Eat Your Vegetables

March 2, 2010, 3:33 pm

What's the difficult thing about eating vegetables?

Getting around the wheelchair.

You Might Be A Redneck..Books

March 2, 2010, 3:25 pm

You might be a redneck if you believe books are bad luck!

The Three Horses of the Apocalypse

March 2, 2010, 3:17 pm

The world is going to end in three days, so God calls the three most important leaders on the planet...