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Yo Mama's so fat that when she was on holiday in Greece everyone thought she was the Colossus of...

Your Mama's so dumb she studied on a plane to get a higher education.

Your Mama's so dumb she makes George Bush look like Albert Einstein.

Your Mama's so small she had to take skydiving lessons to get out of bed.

Your mamas so ugly that she made ray charles flinch and he is blind.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking...

Two guys walk into a bar, which is pretty stupid because after the first guy ran right into it, you...

your motha so black she got coco puffs as dandra

a man was walking down the streeet and so this fit bird and says oohhh i want a bit of that and he...

Q.what is the difference between a guitar and a fish


A. you can tune a guitar...

The Bear went over the mountain!The Bear went over the mountain!To see what he could see!To see what...

SO theirs these three construction workers, the first one says if my wife packs me grilled cheese...

How does a blonde kill a bird?
She throws it off a cliff.

Ok there was three guys on a road trip. a black guy, a white guy, and a mexican. their car broke...