2 ways to keep a REDNECK women happy!!!

TAKE HER...

knock knock
who is there
hook
hook who?
lets hook up

yo mama is so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund

A man was trying to cross the desert. He goes to a camel shop to get a camel. He tells the salesman...

Your mama is so fat that when she jumps in the pool everyone yells TIDAL WAVE!!!!!!!

why should you never take a shower with a pokemon?

Because he might Pik-ach-u.

My hearing is soooo good I can hear a mouse peeing ona a cottonball in China

What does a tall chimney say to a short chimney ?

your to small to smoke!

Yo Mama so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale

Yo Moma's so FAT she stepped on a scale and her phone number came up

16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3...

do you need a band-aid?

because u looking hurt

Your mama is so dumb she put a battery to her but and seid "ive got the power!"

yo mamas so fat that she is a fag

Wanna know how to kill a retarded person? Give them a knife in their right hand and tell them to say...