How do you keep a blonde at home?

Build a circular driveway.

At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The...

A cowboy told his grandson the secret to a long life.

He said, "You gotta...

Bush and Cheney went hunting, killed a giant buck, and were dragging it by the legs back to their...

i need a dobel chees berger and hould the lettis dont be frontin sun no seeds on the bun we be up in...

SO a redneck was out in his junkyard (backyard) And he found a barral. So he dicided to take it home...

Do you want to hear a dirty joke?


Fred fell in the mud.

whats black and white and red all over?


A NEWSPAPER!

If you have a small penis than your not redneck

Once there was 3 men in a forest in the middle of nowhere! And there walking along and this native...

A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town in Newfoundland. She orders the...

Definitions of Canadian Redneck (ca'na'dian'-red'neck'),n.
1. Disparaging Canadian, mainly...

A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf and enjoying the luxury of...

A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how...

A man is sitting on a bench in the park reading a newspaper. Suddenly he throws the paper onto the...